Fake letter from management sent to noisy tenant

Re: Surprise visitation

Dear Tenant,

Periodically throughout the year, our Team at KSI conducts random, unannounced, visits to our various “the Fields” locales.  We do this unannounced because we garner a more true analysis of the status of our apartments than if we gave each of our Field’s managers a prior notice.

Overall, we were mildly satisfied with our Rockville location.  We did notice, in addition, several gross violations regarding your apartment.  To assist you in correcting these oversights, we have listed them below for you.  KSI expects immediate compliance.

1. Loud music
2. Cigarettes on the stoop
3. Excessive yelling inside and outside of your apartment
4. Trash spillage down the stairs

  

Sincerely,

KSI Management