Incomprehensible Rant for the Incompetent

You’s lawn mowers types have onc’er ‘gen mowed over mores of my’s greenerys.  Why’s you can’t sees what’s in plains sites of yer’s own eyes, is beyond me’s comprehension.  I know’s tis bee’s so difficults to operates such difficult machineries, but maybes you’s needs to drink less old miluwakees (is does get beeter than that) and focuses more on theses blades of grasses.  Perhaps you’s needs some better glasses?  Perhaps you’s should have studdied betters in grammers scools and spent less times with them theres sheeps in ag classes.  I means, hows hards tis it to mow some grass?  Where be da problems with doing dat?  Whys cant bees you numb knuts just foliage